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jaxblade:

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

My stomach hurts from how long I laughed at this before rebloggin

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animemcdonalds:

animemcdonalds:

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one follower away from independence

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dancing-with-the-aoba:

HES EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL IN THE ANIME GOOD GOD CALL AN AMBULANCE I CANT COPE THIS EPISODE FUCK
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walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

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isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

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ipoog:

ollivandur:

ipoog:

godheadcomplex:

imagine logan lerman as john egbert though

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god bless america

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(Source: sasukeapologist)

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so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

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numfarofthedeathwokclan:

gallifrey-feels:

imaginingfreedom:

clown-dick:

id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass

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omFG I JUST REALIZED THAT THE OTHER DAY WHEN I KEPT TELLING SOMEONE TO LIQUEFY ME I MEANT MOISTURIZE ME BUT COULDNT REMEMBER IT WTF

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#shut up sparrow

rosetylerandten:

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

(Source: agenttdunham)

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ava-ire:

how can you hate Rose omg
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10.5k

Are you fuccking kidding me

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#guipper #teacher post #daaaamn